- me all school year: omg when is summer
- me on the first day of summer: ok what now
- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.
- me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
